At a get-together over the weekend with some colleagues and Stinky & Lychee...Jack, who is 6'1, is looking for someone who's taller than him, who can change his tires...(almost like we are competing except we are not)...
Lychee: Excuse me, I think you need to move East or to the Interior, you are living in Vancouver...even the straight guys don't do that kinda stuff! They're too metro!
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Jack turns to me: So are you dating?
Me: nope.
Jack turns to Lychee: And you?
Lychee: Single.
Jack: Wait, are you two lesbian lovers??
Me (almost choking on the vodka): No...can't we be single??
Jack: C'mon, be a tramp. You're cute enough to be one.
Lychee: Yeah, do it.
Me: What is in this vodka martini?? Cute and tramp, and this is from a gay man.
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