Gatherings with friends can trigger the best memories and therefore, one is apt to bring back those stories with such force and realism, that you may not always want to relive them but am prone to share with those whom are present and keep the stories alive...
Story one
Back in the day when fake 'n bakes were still hot-to-trot, one fella decides to lie down commando on the tanning bed because he did not want any tan lines. He fell asleep and by the time he woke up, he was definitely turned a darker shade of pale. He quickly realized that there was one part of him that missed those warm UV rays...HIS BUTT CHEEKS...apparently, his bum resembled a 'target' sign...how his cheeks folded over while he was lying there...well, that is up to your own imagination...yeah..believe it.
Story two
While driving towards T & T Supermarket, girl was frustrated with the traffic and the hordes of Chinese people surrounding the area...
Boy: Did you know T&T stands for Tran and Trung Supermarket?
Girl: Say what?..no way?!
Boy: Yeah, they're Vietnamese
Girl: er...
Boy: They shortened their names to T&T because no Chinese people will go there if they knew it was owned by Vietnamese!
Yeah..can pinnochio's nose get any bigger? Boy's been a teller of tall tales...
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