The complexes we give ourselves sometimes are definitely more amusing from an outsider's perspective and not as embarrassing we imagine. The things that guys think of verses what girls do...are always interesting.
Female Complex One
Some girls are wary of complete strangers walking up to them and invading their personal space. There's an area around us which is our comfort zone and only certain individuals are allowed "in". A girl was at a house party and was standing around the kitchen when a boy starts walking up to her. She was unsure of what he wanted and started to get out of his way.
Boy leans in towards girl. Girl's instinctive reflex was to lean away.
Boy tries again and moves closer to her ear: Psssssst
Girl unsure of his intentions and lets him speak.
Boy: Just wanted to let you know that your fly was down.
Male Complex One
At a different house party, some girls were fidgeting with opening a bottle of wine. Two attempts later, the wine opener was still stuck into the cork. Everyone turns to the boy. Boy tenses up and wonders how he is perceived if his "superman strength" cannot move the cork out of the bottle without it breaking. Boy takes a deep breath. Luckily, all is successful and wine was served.
Female Complex Two
During a class presentation, girl thought she had a loose piece of thread against her back jean pocket. She decided to rip it off. While doing so, she heard a loud rip. Not sure if her classmates also heard this, she disregards this and continues on with the presentation. After class, she realized that by pulling on the thread, she actually ripped a hole in her jeans and her fanny was showing and wondered if her classmates noticed. No one came up to her or told her to cover up. The things you can think of as an afterthought...
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